distributed squirrel cage for parallel processing

He’s a nice man, and he's got a good point here. This is Douglas Irving Repetto's Distributed Squirrel Cage for Parallel Processing (music.columbia.edu). This could possibly make the Internet Archive run faster, if only they implemented the right amount of nuts -- the piece is made of wood, glue, rubber bands, and paper (2008). Just add squirrels and your network will be literally up and running in no time.